My mom just told me that the extended family decided not to give any gifts to anyone over the age of 18 this year because everyone’s tight on money but I’m literally the only kid over the age of 18 so this was specifically decided with me in mind and I’m putting rat poison in the Christmas ham
i hate when guys say “wow its ssooOO unattractive when girls swear. thats not lady like”
U KNOW WHAT, YOU LITTLE FUCK
ITS NOT ATTRACTIVE WHEN U SCRATCH UR FUCKIN HAIRY NUTS IN PUBLIC
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself